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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

(via kumasthoughts)

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

(via dxllfvce)

mariuspcntmercy:

toni-tan:

morgrana:

MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING

Les mis: pop-punk edition

what a shame cosettes mom is a whore

(via ohdamnitsalyssa)

marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

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(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via spooky-espeon)

glorious-mindfuck-lb:

if we’re ever gonna have sex i’m gonna moan your URL

(via spooky-espeon)

skypestripper:

when ur up too late and ur mom comes in ur roomimage

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